On Celebrities

Do you ever find yourself standing in front of a row of magazines, or even looking at an advertisement on the Internet, and wondering.. 'Who in the Heck are these People?' Sure.. sometimes they even have names under the pictures.. but still, that doesn't help me much.

I guess I'm really out of touch with 'popular culture.' But then -- maybe that is a good thing, considering these magazine covers!

I mean.. why do I really want to smell like some pop song singer or drink a soda just because a rap singer likes it? I don't. I'd like to think my life is more interesting than that.